"It looks as if our two fighters, the lovely MISS LENALEE and the fierce Masked Ninja are fighting themselves into a stalemate. If Masked Ninja would just give up and go down already--"

"Excuse you Pizzlak, if anyone's going down it's totally Lenalee! Look, she's so tired already! Masked Ninja's stamina is just too mcuh for her!"

"Well I know ( Read more... )

[Ran Fan is sitting on her new bedroom floor with a rather large computerized book. It looks like it escaped from Inspector Gadget! Munching on a pork bun, she murmurs to the guide.]

Would whoever has checked out The Universe's Greatest Projectile Weaponry kindly return it to the library? The library lady has informed me the book is long overdue. ( Read more... )

[Transmission is muffled as if the guide is inside something. You can hear erhu music and gongs, with intermittent high-pitched giggles. Now Ran Fan's voice, speaking in Xingese instead of her usual Amestrian.]

I realize that this is an unusual situation, but I assure you that what you are doing is immoral--

[Now a very deep, stuffy male voice, also ( Read more... )

[Have a shot of the wall of the living room of 5-2. Very boring.]

EDWARD ELRIC!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO!?!

Do? What I didn't do anything!

You did so! You have been doing the science-alchemy things in the room haven't you! It smells like a fish market in here, this is disgusting!

I have not! I keep that in my room and you know it! ... Though, now that you ( Read more... )

Many of you might be wondering about Aragaki Shinjiro ( Read more... )

[Ran Fan and Kaoru are standing at a counter in a classy store, and Ran Fan's arms are full of small bottles and containers in various colors and sizes. It's the way of the warrior in a whole new setting, as she listens to Kaoru with firm concentration.]

Kaoru? What is this bottle for again?

This is lotion! It makes your skin sooooft and smoooooth~ [ ( Read more... )

[Ongoing TV and network broadcast from Battle Monsters Fight Ring©. Ran Fan is sitting behind a desk, wearing an earpiece and speaking into a microphone.]

And the trainers are moving into the ring for the next match..... In the Blue Corner, we have: Beans! And in the Red Corner, Ruririn!

They are taking their places now. What kind of names are these ( Read more... )

[Ran Fan is sitting on the floor of 5-2 in a workout tank top. She has a black eye, fat lip, and a lot of red and purple circular marks visible on her skin. She grunts, speaking into her guide to someone as she tapes up her right forearm with bandages.]Mr. Blrrbyk, I assure you that I most certainly did not cheat. It was a fair fight, and you did ( Read more... )

[The guide comes on we see Ran Fan wearing a red shirt, her hair in pigtails. She is hiding beside a cage of squawky birds at the zoo. She whispers to the guide.]

Are you all ready? I am bringing him now.

[She slips the guide into a pocket with a small hole craftily cut so that the viewer can see what is in front of her. She walks over to ( Read more... )

[When the camera starts rolling, you wonderful viewers are greeted by this.  Try not to be overcome with 'awwwww' just yet though, because we're just getting started.]

[That pug pup is suddenly tackled by a terrier pup, and the two rumble and roll away.  The sudden depth of field change causes the Guide to auto focus, and for a moment, things are ( Read more... )